Biblical Jazz

We took time to ask what the family aphorisms that we grew up with are. Then we compared them to those in the Book of Proverbs. Here is the list, what would you add?

A family that prays together stays together

Never go back the same way you came. Adventures are found on the detours. Enjoy the journey.

Skinny people can’t cook

Do what you want because you are going to anyway

The Bible before book and books before (foot, basket, base, volley)ball

Don’t cry over anything that can’t cry over you.

Nobody knows a fool until he/she opens his/her mouth.

Nobody said life was fair.

You better give your soul to Jesus because your butt belongs to me.

When momma ain’t happy nobody’s happy. So keep momma happy.

We all have a crazy uncle, and we have to love them.

You get what you get and don’t throw a fit.

Dad is always right.

Dad says, “I brought you into this world and I can take you out.